Me when someone follows me vs me when I realise it’s a porn account
Death Note is so funny, actually, because the entire first half is just L going, “So, I think you’re a serial killer. It just seems likely.” And then Light goes, “Would you still say that if I did – THIS?” *performs a bunch of social cues that make himself seem trustworthy* And L, who is incredibly autistic and only has to interface with as much of this as he feels like analyzing manually, is like “…Are you done?” And Light’s like, “What? I mean, I guess.” And L goes, “Great. As I was saying –” Meanwhile everybody fucking else is in the background going, “NOW HANG ON, MAYBE WE SHOULD HEAR LIGHT OUT.”
Pardon my French, but you are being a douchebaguette
hands in the pockets

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context
movie producers be like
Seto Kaiba summoning monsters
the character designs from this kitty litter commercial are oodling my fucking noodles
look at them. amazing
This is what Cats 2019 could have been